The same old story

Once upon a time in India
There were many rajas and rajkumars
But there was this prince
The Rajkumar of Darkness
He was the darkest of the lot
Even the huge floodlights of the Eden whimpered
When it came to illuminating this prince
Such was his darker side
"What the F@$%!"
"Don't smile at me
It's not my fault"
Radha kyoun gori mein kyoun kala?
"Tell me about the prince."
"Ah! The prince, yes the prince.
They made a movie and called it The Dark Knight
Not the Bat thing but the catch thing
You catch my ball
I catch yours
Catches win matches
And the cattle class watches
The smoke engulfing the Whiteland"
"Sorry to interrupt but where is the prince?"
"He is smoking Down Under
Can't you see the grounded hansas taking lutf?"
"Taking what?"
"Lutf that's almost ulfat
Of the whole scenario."
"Are you high? Are you high?
"No, it is not the Pineapple Express
It's the smoke in the Whiteland I am talking about."
But where in the name of the lord is the prince?"
Aha :-)
He just caught your ball
What a catch, Karbonn Kamal one–Superb.